Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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