just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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