An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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I need you to use more vowels.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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