Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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