your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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