Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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