She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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