i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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