ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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