my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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