I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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