I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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