he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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