so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I need to calm my uterus...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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