This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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