Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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