I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
