we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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