apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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