So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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