yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
The air taste purple.
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