i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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