I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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