Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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