Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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