We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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