I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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