Heybabeimwearingurpanties
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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