So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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