If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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