Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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