can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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