Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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