That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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