He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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