I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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