Dual....:-)
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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