this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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