Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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