So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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