if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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