Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The power of my boobs compel you
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize