i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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