Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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