Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
What a dumb baby whore.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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