She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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