Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
NoShamevember. You game?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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