Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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