he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
When are your genitals available?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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