You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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