You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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