I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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