shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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