So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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