I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
She said her name was "party"
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Randomize
