i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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