Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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